Monday, June 27, 2011

Install Freebsd yang best!

kalu korang nak tau.. aku nih pembenci windows.. sebab sume nak kene bayar. kenapa yang free ada xnak pakai? yes.. mmg la ianya xlengkap dan banyak keje.. tapi pada aku.. setiap kali aku dapat buat sesuatu atau peroleh ilmu yang best dari cubaan yang banyak kali.. ianya lagi best dari aku bersenggama bersama megan fox atau miranda kerr. ok kalu korang nak tgk gambar dia.. aku malas nak post cume aku bagi yang ini la yek..

[jacksparrow@nixzm /usr/home/jacksparrow]$ uname -a
FreeBSD nixzm.my 8.2-RELEASE FreeBSD 8.2-RELEASE #7: Wed Feb 16 12:19:08 PST 2011

miahahahahhahahahahahahahahha!!! lama aku xmengaktifkan diri dalam opensource. yes.. aku start dari freebsd.. dan aku mesti abeskan dalam freebsd.. freebsd is advance! yeah yeah yeahh!!!

Friday, June 17, 2011

Pirate of carribean theme igor

yes.. aku peminat dia.. sebab aku seorang penggila gitar selain dari code computer... yeahh.. korang layan..

Calculator Cash Hack

hahahahahahhahahaa.. nak hack konon

i miss freebsd (coretan ikhlas)

sorry arinih aku touching yekk... aku sebenarnya.. rindu sangat nak guna freebsd.. sekian lama aku xguner.. sebab aku guner since 2008.. aku start jatuh chenta dgn freebsd.. sebab UNIX system nih sangat menarik. advance... setiap kali dapat belajar sesuatu bende. tuhan je tau nikmat aku dapat timba ilmu. yeah... my guru banyak sangat bila aku belajar freebsd nih. salah satu nih budak dari jiwang server, magixbox, webchat, freenode, dan juga server aku yang ada geeks sket tapi xbanyak.. sekarang nih aku still using linux.. yes ubuntu 11.04 mmg ringan rite.. sapa2 penah cuba.. kira ok la pada aku. tapi korang akan ada masalah apabila install compiz.. nanti aku upload desktop yang complete dgn compiz.. skarang nih nak programming e-resume aku yang xsiap2 lagi.. client dah bising.. kalu korang bdak sains komputer ker apa ker korang leh la jenguk2 freebsd.. kalu dah siap pre-installed ko leh cari PCBSD. ok la aku nak wat bihun sup japs. arinih bini aku ngamuk... sebab cemburu + salah faham dekat facebook. FAK! malam nih abes la dia.. miahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha

prank kawan dgn memanaskan tombol pintu

zalim gila kawan camnih rite...

LOLOLOL~

serius bongok. mIHAHAHAHHAHAHH!~

Pekerja Piza yang bangang

orang suruh anta piza tuh anta la.. xpayah nak wat wikang.. goblok.

Terselamat dari kemalangan ngeri

wieww... seriously takut... tapi ajal dia xsampai lagi..

Nak rewang jap

hahahahha sorry guys.. aku update blog lepas nih ok. aku rasa banyak lagi barang2 panas yang nak aku sajikan pada korang.. bukan hanya Stupid pic jek.. jadi korang tunggu yekk.. thanks 4 support... meh datang perak kite makan satay?

mana anjing dia?

MIahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha!! kurang kecik your ass auntie~

Scissor lift vehicle yang xcute

bodoh. serius xcute.. xgenius.. ngada2 ada... aku xmau naik ini vehicle dude~

Pemandu yang bangang

bangang ke gelojoh nak parking? WTFF!

Jatuh yang paling menyakitkan

ughhh!!! muka lawa... butthurtttt

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Nintendo Wii U E13

Yeahhhh.... saya nak satu...

E.T katy perry

good song but stupid video..

kebongokan orang arab

bongok... xde keje.. jadah

Diablo III

wowowohohoh aku tunggu game nih biler nak kuar.. serius.. aku seorang hantu game diablo.. diablo 1 dan 2 abes aku men.. without cheat beb... diablo 3.. kalu dah kuar nak upgrade pc.. this is the official trailer for the deadly Demon Hunter in Diablo III. Blizzard's final character for the famous RPG series delivers death from afar.

Revolusi peperangan versi angry birds

LOLOLOL!~

Kerja-Kerja jalan bata yang digunakan di Holland

bila teknologi nih nak datang malaysia?

jejaka hensem di malaysia

aku anti mamat nih... hahahahahahhaha FAKK oFF!

tolong hentikan gangguan seksual terhadap lelaki

panas ke kaum wanita? miahahahaha

alat renjatan elektrik

miahhahahahahaha bongok... korang tunggu 0:49.. lepas tuh gelak maihahahahahaa...

Prosedur Pengguguran

hohohoh... xsampai hati dow...

Iklan oreo version starwars yang bongok

bongok..

senarai web yang sudah dihacked

wohooooooo.. apa salah politeknik? WTF mannnnnnn~

Kisah Anonymous profail

i dont know sapa mereka nih.. but kite berhak berinternet.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

HAHAHAHAHHA

Iklan kereta yang wtf

bodoh + bongok = bangang

Improbable Research Collection #119: MRI Sex

Dr. Pek Van Andel, who won an Ig Nobel Prize for making the first MRI images of a couple's sex organs while those organs were in use, also made a video of the phenomenon. jadi korang nak tau kan.. bila terjadinya hubungan sex itu.. betapa teruknya organ wanita rite? jadi bagi wanita xpayah nak berangan2 nak zakar panjang or big... saiz zakar bukan penentu bagi kepuasan seorang wanita.. remember dat my spesis... miahahahahaa

saksikan sketsa ini

LOL!~ comel kan tapi cam harammmmmmm... miahahaha

Bully Gets Powerbombed STREET FIGHTER EDITION!

hahahahahahahahahhaa.. LOL but scarry... eiewwwwwwww~

Prague Astronomical Clock - 600th Anniversary Show

Astronomical Clock in Old Town Square that celebrates the 600th anniversary of the construction of the clock. cool rite? ke xcool?

Japanese scientist making artificial meat from human feces

Sh*t Steaks And Turd Burgers eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...~

He was only 4 years old! On the Ellen Degeneres Show

tatapan ketika mengenang nasib diri

owhh mungkin terlalu harsh.. tapi miahahahahhahaha just a joke FAKAAA!!

untuk tatapan sebelum modem kene sambar kilat

Hghhhhhhhh!!!!

Nyan Nyan Nyan (video)

tadi korang baca komik dia kan.. ini video dia.. hahahahaha xtercapai oleh nafsuku.. mihahahaa solat pon xkhusyuk..

Lol! kartun dari morbids 1

kikikikikik

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Cara selesaikan masalah cubic ini

bongok

Adakah Wanita Horny Sama cam lelaki?

Hohohoho 18SX ok... miahahahahhaa

Maksim plays Original of Flight of the Bumble Bee

aku nih huge fan maksim kalu korang nak tau... aku mmg suke dgr instrumental music nih.. lagi pon piano adalah kegemaran aku selain dari gitar.. cume xsehebat dia la.. apa kata korang layan Flight of the Bumble Bee

Cara Hack komputer kawan kurang dari 3 minit

seronok kalu kite hack kawan2 rite? ok nih cara dia...

1. aku tipu
2. aku tipu
3. aku tipu

MIHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Madafaka!

Pokemon Real Life

cuba korang bayangkan dan tgk video nih..

cara melajukan komputer

Caranya sungguh mudah dan selamat.

1. Buka Notepad
2. Taip mystring (800000000)
3. Save sebagai desktop.bat [tukarkan extension .txt kepada .bat]
4. Save di desktop
5. Klik desktop.bat untuk menjalankannya.

i dont know its work or not.. kalu korang nak cuba cuba la... ok aku jalan2 terjumpa bende2 camnih.. (i dont know about window.. i am linux user!)

Strong earthquake rocks Indonesian island

A strong 6.2 magnitude undersea earthquake struck near Sulawesi island in Indonesia Monday according to US Gelogical Survey (USGS).
Indonesian Meteorological Services measure the earthquake's magnitude at 6.9 but the USGS said it registered at 6.2 in their reading.
The undersea quake struck at a relatively shallow depth of 13 kilometres (eight miles) around 211 kms east of Manado on Sulawesi at 10:31 pm (1431 GMT), the US Geological Survey said.

We still in peace! hope Allah protect us from bala ok...

ngantok. penat programming.. tido dulu

tiada gambar yang aku jumpe.. sorry guys

anonymous bersumpah untuk menyerang Federal Reserve

infamous hacktivist collective Anonymous has served notice that it intends to attack the websites of the Federal Reserve.

The campaign – likely to take the form of denial of service attacks and possibly sit-ins – is in protest at the Federal Reserve's role in the global financial crisis, misuse of US taxpayer funds and supposed role in driving millions worldwide into poverty. The planned cyber-assault is timed to coincide with Flag Day, 14 June.

Hacktivists have christened the campaign Operation Empire State Rebellion. Anonymous is calling for the cyber-protests to continue until Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke steps down, as explained in a video-manifesto (below).

Anonymous began life in the anarchic message boards of 4chan as a protest against the Church of Scientology back in 2008. Its targets since then have included the entertainment industry (and in particular Sony), organisations that withdrew payment facilities from WikiLeaks (Mastercard, PayPal) and HBGary, a security firm that threatened to out Anonymous members.

More recently the loosely knit group has attacked government and police sites in Turkey and Spain over proposed net-filtering laws and the arrest of presumed members of the group, respectively. In many cases these protests have taken the form of denial of service attacks, although there have been exceptions. For example, Anonymous hacked into the websites of both HB Gary and ACS:Law before releasing their email spools as a torrent, much to the embarrassment of the organisations concerned



source: packetstormsecurity.org

kalau dunia xde elektrik

America's Got Talent - Dani Shay

wohooooo.. the proof is justin bieber ikut dia ke dia ikut justin? tapi ok gak rite dia nih?

Dildo Sport

benda bodoh yang diiklankan.. WTF la.. mihahahahahaha

slide fail

HAHAHAHAHAH FFFFFFAIL!

Operation Malaysia

wowowowow... nih dasat pada aku.. sebab group nih mmg aktif hack2 nih... jadi korang tgk dia nye amaran la..

We have seen the censorship taken by the Malaysian government, blocking sites like The Pirate Bay, and WikiLeaks. Malaysia is one of the world's strictest governments, even blocking out movies, and television shows. These acts of censorship are inexcusable. You are taking away a basic human right. The internet is here for freedom, without fear of government interference. Do not think that no one else notices.

Anonymous


peta internet

COOL!


Bila Facebook dominasi Peta dunia

hohohoho friendster? myspace? aku dah lupa password.. bagi aku dua2 tuh xrelevan

Stanley Thornton 30 Year Old Adult Baby

orait then.. Stanley Thornton of Redding,Ca spends his days pretending that he is a baby, going so far as to wear diapers and even sleep in a man-sized crib. He also has a roommate that acts as a surrogate mother who even bottle feeds him.

aku bako jek diorang nih.. dah tua nak ngada2.. sayangnya aku xdpt nak amek video dia kerana alasan yang bangang.. sory guys

Jika PM PM kite ada fb

HAhahahahahhaha aku gelak besar baca nih..

World First BMX Triple Backflip

Aksi ini dilakukan oleh Jed Mildon. he has created action-sports history today by landing the world's first Triple Backflip at the Unit T3 Mindtricks BMX Jam in Taupo, New Zealand.

kalu suruh aku yang gemok nih... basikal ntah kemana sume ntah kemana.. LOL but ianya COOL bagi aku..

Cara mengelakkan peniruan semasa Peperiksaan

aku tak tau nak cakap apa.... tapi bende nih extreme tul

iklan alihkan babat

bodoh dan bangang.. sukati dia jek alih babat tuh camtuh

p/s: babat = lemak

anda dan browser

hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha... jangan terasa ok.. saya xbersalah..

Mat rempit di negara india

hahahahha LOL wut! korang tgk la.. orang malaysia xberani wat gini beb.. wheelie? wikang? bawak awek sorang? korang nilai kan la...


its fucking dump rite? miaahahahahhahaa

Asal usul Angry birds

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Angry birds 20 tahun dulu

hahaha korang bayangkan la kalau angry birds nih ada 20 tahun dulu.. pehhh.. osem rite..

Tweeting the death of osama b. laden

Serius kreatif!

Menarik tentang kematian

Monday, June 13, 2011

tak tercapai dek akal aku

aku ngantok.. nih je aku jumpe... korang layan ah

My Hump - mantra = shittnix

hghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............!!!

Head Tracking for iPad: Glasses-Free 3D Display

Head Tracking For Ipad yang osem.. paparan di ipad leh ubahsuai ke 3d.. osem rite?

WTF kek yang Osem dan menjengkelkan

xcute langsung! WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Twatif at office

Cara Perbualan macam twitter.. Saksikan sketsa ini...

Prank japanese mirror

Nice cam sial.. hahahaha

hantu lg

hantu.........

Street dance yang tak tercapai dek akal

Osemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! aku mmg minat menari2 nih... sebab badan aku besar dan agak fat... jadi susah nak menari.. but aku serius mmg minat tgk orang menari.. ada makna bebbbbbbbbbbbb..

Korean History Channel

hhahahahahhahahahahahaha bongok!

Anda perlu tahu tentang Google

adakah Google company yang baik? atau satu Empayar yang mahu monopoli dunia internet? pikir2 kan lah

KinectShop concept is ready to televise your shopping revolution (video)

Does anybody actually enjoy the laborious process of trying out clothes? The sheer physical effort, the risk of breaking a sweat... it's just not for us. We're much more comfortable with virtual reality fitting rooms, which is where Microsoft's Kinect motion camera has found yet another raison for its etre. Razorfish, the folks who already impressed us with some neat Kinect hacking, now have a new shopping platform that's said to actually wrap clothes around your frame and thereby provide a 3D preview of what you and they would look like together. The current iteration only shows some giddy ladies exploring the wide world of handbags, but they do look suitably impressed with the system. There are also sharing options via QR codes and NFC, plus the obligatory social networking tie-ins. Skip after the break to see the KinectShop on video. enjoyzz

KinectShop from Razorfish - Emerging Experiences on Vimeo.

Fakta tentang facebook


Kerusi tidurkan bayi yang umpphh

Fisher Price bakal mengeluarkan Cruisin’ Motion Soother untuk mensimulasikan sensasi menaiki kereta di rumah.

Cruisin’ Motion Soother akan bergerak, bergetar serta mengeluarkan bunyi dalaman kereta. kalu nak nek kete kene pikir minyak oiii.. walaupon ada ron95 Xtra... haha. Cruison' Motion Soother bakal dijual di laman Fisher Price dengan harga GBP 65 sebuah.

iklan anti mabuk yang Butthurt

Mesin Masturbasi yang Bodoh

aku tak tau la ini bodoh ke genius.. ianya untuk mengeluarkan sperma bagi penderma penderma sperma yang tiada tangan or pemalas... ahahahahhahahahahaha LOL!~

Restoran Micheal Alone

ini leh bawak ke saman nih.. madafaka!

fakta tentang penggunaan internet kini dan masa hadapan

7 minute with a osem informations.. layanz

WTF la rambut camnih

..................


umur 65 menari cam MJ

pehh.. malangnya aku xdpt cari eng sub tuk korang... hahahahahahha layanz. korang mampu ke nak nari gini 65 tahun nanti? rumah kata pegi kubur kata mari.. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Genius versi Cello yang OSEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

yeahhh bebeh...

Bebal

Kite bebal ke dia nih yang bebal?

Iklan Rokok yang Butthurt

hahahaha.. perli gila vavi derr..

Metallica Tribute to Rhoma Irama

LMAO!!! BODOH buthurrttt tapi terbaik miahahahahahhahaa

WTF is this?

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA !!!

Proposal paling Cute dan Epik

hohohohohoho

ini la cara proposal yang sangat cute... nak upah sume wat camnih.. cube pikir kos dia.. kalu la ppuan sume nak camnih.. payah bagi lelaki single cam aku nih.. hahahaha

Penakut nak mampos

LEMAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

eskelator terpendek

STUPID!!!

STUPID!!!

Show dari I-Band

mereka hanya menggunakan ipad, ipod dan sebagainya hahaha osem rite?

awsome voice tapi dia lelaki ke wanita?

Ini botol ke tin?

Awsome Sea Creatures

Banyak lagi yang kita tak tau.. fuiyooo!~








A brief History of Video Games

cara melayan salesman yang win!

CEO syarikat penerbangan di Japan

Hai kawan2~

salam sapa ada blog tuh leh la follow... atau pon yang xde.. leh follow gak.. nanti i update lagi beritakarut.blogspot.com nih.. miahahahahah jangan lupa follow!

Fakta tentang tahi

usik kawan dalam kelas

vavivavivaviavaiavaivavi

kambing yang cool!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!~

apa ketahian ini?

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Karya Ilhana yahav

imaginasi kene tinggi beb...

animator vs animation

pehh amazing giler animated nih.. xtercapai dek akal i...

anatomy books yang win!

anatomy buku bagi sesiapa yang baru amek medical tuh.. leh la gune buku nih.

Ruby Programming Languages

orait then...

aku seorang programmer... xpandai mana la.. tapi ada bahasa2 yang aku reti.. sebab aku banyak belajar sendiri.. (aku orang kejuteraan awam). ok skrg aku nak bagitau serba sedikit tentang ruby nih... ok then i explain to you all..

Ruby is a language of careful balance. Its creator, Yukihiro “matz” Matsumoto, blended parts of his favorite languages (Perl, Smalltalk, Eiffel, Ada, and Lisp) to form a new language that balanced functional programming with imperative programming.

He has often said that he is “trying to make Ruby natural, not simple,” in a way that mirrors life.

Building on this, he adds:

ruby nih simple jek tapi dia complex didalam..

kalu sapa2 programmer atau student yang datang VELOG aku nih.. korang kene la download ruby kat sini
or u can try at www.tryruby.org <-- dalam browser korang jek.. ok we try 1 code dulu.. (aku anggap korang dah install ruby) orait then, code: puts "Saya Nixzm!"
nil


done... itu sahaja.. save dan save it .rb file

puts is the basic command to print something out dalam Ruby. tapi then what’s the => nil bit? Thats the result of the expression. puts always returns nil... which is Ruby’s absolutely-positively-nothing value.

ok la jari sakit dah.. nanti aku sambung lagi..

amazing tricky

aku bukan kaki snooker... tapi nak wat trick nih pon aku agak kagum jugak. maaf la aku bagi video jek.. jari aku saket xleh nak menaip. kene pisau memasak aritu.. xbaik2 lagi. maaf atas kesulitan ini.. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!

Corner Shot guns

hohohohohohoho... ini jahat nih... seyes cool! aku nak satu! wat tembak babi kat belakang umah! OSEMMMM FAKKA!

signature MJ yang cool!

Britain's Got Talent 2008 - Signature. Suleman Mirza and Madhu Singh perform their surprise act Signature on Britain's got Talent.


The song here is called 'Nachna Onda Ni' by Tigerstyle
'Michael Jackson vs Bhangra'

Angry Birds REAL!!

terlalu addicted dgn game yang win nih... jom check it out

WOW!! osemmmmmmmmmmmm Ipod Magic Deceptions

ini sangat osem guys.. korang xkan keciwa layan video nih! layan la yek MADAFAKA!~~ HAHAHAHHHAHhahahahahhAHHAHHA

Friday, June 10, 2011

Hantu di kilang Sony..

aku tak tau nih dah lama ke baru.. saja jalan2 kat youtube... nak bagi readers baca. blog aku bukannya ramai orang nak baca.. tapi just sharing yang aku tau kat korang.. ada ilmu sket2.. aku kongsi... nih video nih aku jumpe dalam awek aku nye pendrive... terjadi di Pineng kot.. i dont know either...


Kubah Masjid Terbang

is osem rite.... xtau nak taip apa... Allahuakbar!

Nurse abuse!~

Nurse pon leh jadi camnih...

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Kawal kelajuan versi china yang win!

kalu buat kat malaysia camana kite nak lalu... hahahahahah genius!

Prank shampoo~

LEMAUUUUUUUUUUUUU!~

Si cilik Follow zidane

Zinadine Zidane

aku peminat dia.. lama dah xpost nih. berabuk dalam pc

Cikgu syida yang Funny~

aku tau bende nih dah lama.. cume xpost2 lagi... hahahahaha.. xkira la korang kata aku lame ker kacak ker ikut suka yek.. janji video nih lagi mulia dari gambit tuh

Real Captain Jack Sparrow was a Muslim !

Fascinating article about the real Captain Jack Sparrow fictionalised in the popular film series 'Pirates of the Caribbean'. A few interesting points about the real Jack Sparrow:

* His real name was Captain Jack Ward and he was also known as Jack Birdy.
* He was on the run from the church when he converted to Islam in the late 16th Century.
* His entire crew also converted to Islam with him.
* Captain Jack Birdy was obsessed with little birds during his time in Tunisia (where he fled). So much that the locals would call him Jack Asfur, asfur being Arabic for sparrow. This is where the name Captain Jack Sparrow comes from.
* His Muslim name was Yusuf Reis
* He was married to another renegade from Christendom who also converted to Islam, Jessimina the Sicilian.
* Whilst Captain Jack Birdy was known as a great drunkard, he stopped drinking alcohol when he converted to Islam.
* He was instrumental in rescuing thousands of Spanish Jews and Muslims fleeing their expulsion from their lands in the 16th and 17th centuries.

Korea`s Got talent yang osem!~

budak nih menjalani hidup dengan penuh jerih sekali.. sejak umur 5 tahun duk tido bergelandangan dimana2 jek. serius aku nak nangis tgk dia. tapi aku leh cakap manusia camnih mmg seorang yang passionate. seorang yang ghairah nak perbetulkan hidup dia. come on guys... 5 tahun hidup seorang diri... jual gum and sebagainya.. tido kat tangga dan tandas awam. berapa tahun dia hidup camtuh. tapi azam dia kuat.. korang layan la yek..

p/s: kalu dia jadi artis.. aku beli cd dia.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Lahanat mana yang wat video Separa Lucah?

kite nak bawak orang kiter gi ke Internationale... xpayah la tiru orang barat. kalu rasa kite itu muslim~ ada syahadah lagi dalam hati... jangan ingat ko artis ko leh wat suka hati...kalu Artis bodo... lebih baik ko jadi nelayan.. lagi mulia ye gambit saifullah. madafaka~

Window 8 is osem rite?

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